February 2012
4 posts
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“How many megawatsits are an image?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“megawatits” - I’m going to start using this in everyday life.
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damnfunnytexts:
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January 2012
5 posts
1 tag
Ha.
worklols:
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Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Hearts
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I have seen this happen...
damnfunnytexts:
Real quick, I was eating lunch in the UC.
Girl 1 sitting at a table
Girl 2 getting napkins and stuff
Girl 1 nods towards a guy also getting napkins and stuff
Girl 2 bumps into said guy and spills some stuff
Said guy, being a gentleman, says sorry, and asks if she is ok
Girl 2 smiles and walks towards Girl 1, a half smirk / half smile on her face
I shake my head and wait...
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December 2011
1 post
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November 2011
1 post
Hit That?
damnfunnytexts:
October 2011
8 posts
Stupid State Code
worklols:
3 tags
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Like A Boss
worklols:
4 tags
The Big Fish- Day 1
So, the rents decided to take the week off in Turkey, sounds so rich, lol.
Anyways, since I’m still back home, I guess I’m acting CEO of this shin-dig.
It was in the making for a long time, and the fact that I’m writing about it means I don’t find it incredibly boring.
For those of dying to know, day 1 is almost done, and it couldn’t have gone any smoother. By...
Bored At Work? Try This!
worklols:
One Way To Stop Text Alerts
damnfunnytexts:
-Brendan
September 2011
7 posts
E-mails from an Asshole →
LOL x 10
2 tags
Easy A
damnfunnytexts:
Join Us
worklols:
Best Exam Answer
worklols:
Idiots!
worklols:
every freakin time…..
How's My Driving
worklols:
bahahahaha, this is typical karachi truck drivers’ mentality….
August 2011
12 posts
Not Funny
damnfunnytexts:
Happens occasionally to me too lol
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Strong Feelings
damnfunnytexts:
damn, I’m gonna save this one for future use ahahah
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“We’re all dying, just some slower than others.”
– _
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Life skills should be taught in school....agreed →
(content: if you cant see the URL)
Every high school needs to have some kind of “life preparation” classes that you take all year for 11th and 12th grade. They should include, but not be limited to, how to:
- write a resume (and maintain contacts for reference checks)
- apply for a job, and how to follow-up on job applications
- open a bank account, and how to balance a check book...
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What's up ?
Well, Karachi is in the middle of a war, regular people are talking about packing heat, folks burned alive/limbs chopped off, ethnic borders are being drawn all over the city and violently defended.
The mindset of the “middle class” is to GTFO of here….details at 11
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“To be able to control one’s own life completely, must be a beautiful thing”
– ___
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Truth
worklols:
Life's Short
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This Option Should Exist
worklols:
1 tag
"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss...
- Eleanor R.
July 2011
4 posts
“‎Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make...”
– William Gibson
(via littleorphanammo)
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March 2011
2 posts
2 tags
iPhone awesomeness
I have nothing to do for the next ten minutes, so I’m going to list down my fav iPhone apps. Yay.
Warning: These apps may or may not be free, how should I know ?
App Store
* Imageshack - to capture those precious moments, you know, when someone is puking their guts out
* TweetDeck - twitterrrrr
* Evernote - I’d be lost without all those lists and notes
* Viber - free...
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January 2011
1 post
i added one sec to the middle part, just pulls the...
May 2010
3 posts
Interesting resumes... →
Zen Habits - Brilliant →
April 2010
1 post
Google's offices, where do I sign up ? →
March 2010
1 post
